i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
(via hipsterfallon)
(Source: 3nergizerbunny, via jimmyfallonismybffsm)
| me: | i want a hot body |
|---|---|
| me: | does absolutely nothing to achieve this |
(Source: arranfellasleepinhell, via fruitflys)
FINALLY!
(Source: dstbwldnc, via andy-sexberg)
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in a parallel universe bill hader sits in front of his computer and screams and cries over teenage girls
(via fuckyeahjimmyandbruce)
today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
(via stylinsonboyfriends)
